Hannah Says

Hannah makes us laugh everyday with the funny things she says. Maybe they are only funny to us, but here are some of her recent quotes:

Me: Hannah you are smart.
Hannah: I'm not smart. I'm happy.

I had been explaining to Hannah that we celebrate her birthday on Christmas Eve and Jesus' birthday on Christmas. Later when I asked her about the meaning of Christmas she told me:
Yesterday you went in a scary castle and daddy held you so tight. And I stayed with Jesus.

Um....sort of?

Hannah: mom, do you know who loves you so so much?
Me: who?
Hannah: Jesus

Me: let's go make your bed.
Hannah: I wish birdies would make my bed.

Hannah: daddy, where are you going?
Daddy: I have to go to work today.
Hannah: oh, that's boring! Stay home with me I'm fun.

Hannah to me while laying on the couch battling the stomach flu: Mom you look like a princess in your jammies.

Hannah frustrated that she can't talk over Jackson's loud yelling: I wish the sea witch would take Mister's voice.

Hannah: Hey I'm big today! Do I have hair in my pits?

Hannah: When I get big I am going to have brown hair and sleep at my work.  Under the table.